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If heaven is full of Christians I’m choosing hell
As I always said, considering the requirements, heaven must be the most boring place to end up.
So, like, if I qualify for all, do I get a bonus extra fun hell?
Tall people? Believe it or not, hell
Average height? Straight to hell.
The list of people that can reach Heaven is very short, probably on purpose.
“Short people and people who eat too much pork will also not go to heaven.” reminded me of this (SFW actually) Oglaf.
Looks like I’m in!
“You must be this tall to enter heaven.” Written on a wood cutout of St Peter holding his hand out just so high.
Oh well, at least I get to hang with the cool crowd.
