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Lol

Straight up, I don’t dislike or quickly get exhausted socializing I just suck at it lol

Get off that rock, we’re about to undock!

Damn that cursed lactose

Ditch the earth, hit the surf!

Weapons are good enough, fuck those guys. If I’m donating my body I want it to be for something useful, like improving medicine or surgery

Hi I’m Clock Copilot

Set up an alarm at 7:53 am? Statistically this when most people wake up.

No

Set a 8:00:85 timer? To make you feel better about your dead grandma?

No

*Sets an 2:30 am timer anyway

Plus Summit works with piefed

Awe he’s got those powerpuff girl feet

Tell Hans to pick up the pace, your education/job is at stake

Ugh I can just SMELL the WOKENESS. If I look at this ANY LONGER I might be AWOKENED

Not a great copy but here

It’s pretty silly for a heartbreaking scene. Or maybe it’s heartbreaking for a silly scene?

Hey wasn’t this a deleted scene in Hancock?

If it’s lifted on skinny tires it’s a bro-dozer. The tires are always bald all-terrain tires.

On the other hand, smaller attack surface

My favorite way to make pancakes is with diced banana in the batter. It practically melts when it cooks!

You know that was probably the version I heard actually

I’ve also heard a version of that story where the snake bites the kid in the middle of the crossing, and they both drown

I also have no idea what movie you’re talking about. His machine though (really a model) is what we consider a computer in the modern sense: a machine that can calculate different algorithms on the same hardware by having separate inputs (described as tapes") for data and instructions. Basically with that instructions tape idea, he invented the very concept of “software”. In all modern computers, different parts of memory are analogous to these two tapes. They call him the “Father of Computer Science” for a reason.

And he did help crack codes in WW2, he was employed by the British government to do just that for the duration of the war and had a lot of success. He designed and helped build the first British Bombes which broke many enigma-encoded communications, and his research contributed to the Colossus, the first programmable computer.

Thanks you helped me see it (or not see it I guess)