Build a man a fire he’s warm for a day.
Set a man on fire he’s warm for a lifetime.

Maybe if you had spoken to him instead of being so rude…

It fits better diagonally

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy…

And Lisp?

I, a man, can laugh while I murder! No need for me to choose!

It’s a Walmart. Specifically, the Tire and Lube Express.

Nice try, Jar Jar, but your Sith tactics won’t work here.

Hey! I didn’t know xenomorphs were allowed to post on Lemmy!

It’s that 51st state someone keeps claiming…

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That’s not a moon…that’s a space station

Burn it! Burn it with Angelfire!

Hey! Leave Otto’s girlfriend out of this!

Maybe don’t go after underage trees?

I never could get the mouse tender enough after catching one.

No…I’m socking you!!! (⁀ᗢ⁀)

This is a shit-free shitpost.
Because of laxatives.

That’s one w i d e controller!

Very unhappy.