Too used to being told off on the children’s internet

Could you type the word “shitty” out for me please

Typing commas, such effort

Yeah, definitely seems like it’s just a particular slang/style for people in that specific group. I’ve been online for a long time now, I used txt tlk when tech limitations actually necessitated it, but swipe keyboards have been faster to use for at least a decade now so I dunno why some people still type that way!

Maybe it’s because I never used Tumblr, but most of this just infuriates me. I’m sure it has a lot of meaning to those in the know, but I usually assume that if you’re typing like that then you haven’t learned how to speak in full sentences yet.

It’s like you’re quoting a supervillain who’s obsessed with “the greater good”

So you see something that you know is wrong and instead of trying to make it better you actively make it worse, and say fuck the people who are already suffering?

It’s fine to put poison in the water, everyone should be drinking the antidote anyway!

You’re part of the problem, you sociopath.

Do you see how this behaviour was evil and not care, or did you just not even think about what you were doing?

I use three like a fucking king

It’s low res but legible for me, maybe your Lemmy client?

Wrong community I think friend, this is just an interesting post!

Yeah, the music’s mad but have a read up on their antics if you want to not like them anymore!

It’s much better to go online and mock obvious jokes as if they’re serious problems so everyone knows what a virtuous person you are!

Frontman of Die Antwoord

Mocking someone for trying to look cool is very different to mocking someone for how they actually want to live their life

I just did a search on auto trader for every car on sale in Britain. There are several under £300 which aren’t listed as broken, and this isn’t the USA where you’re allowed to drive something dangerously unsafe. I imagine you can get plenty with your $1000.

It’s all arbitrary mate

Trunky is full of bright bouncy sounds that pop

You’ve got to be taking the piss, right? This is serious software used by adults, not the colourful ride-on luggage for toddlers!

I think it might be a joke