Cheetos

Morally it doesn’t make a difference, but it does make a difference fascism wise (slightly)

"I’ll put the 2 bricks in the evidence locker "

It is with great regret, i bear the news that this sign has been replaced.

It’s a shortening of opportunity shop

I still don’t understand how there can be any question, they caught him writing his memoir “How i totally killed that guy and why” by Luigi Mangione (an autographed copy). Open and shut case

Australia has too many electricity distributors shipping profits overseas instead of upgrading the grid

How disrespectful! That looks like the chef gave birth to that himself, just for you

Um, musk openly bribed people for votes with a “lottery” and spread wild misinformation on his Twitter platform and through and media that world listen, people don’t need conspiracy theories when he actively lied and cheated to help Trump.

laughs in weekly pay

Do you have something more like a sweater?

I could see myself living in a place like this

LeviosA

No, obtain a real human skeleton from… a legal skeleton store 🤔

Didn’t you hear, they’ve almost succeeded at nuclear fusion, almost 90 whole seconds of stable fusion, any day now

Is the joke that they really mean the N-word?

Once you all agree on a day, let me know and I’ll take the other one. No queues anywhere!

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