Actually those things really are ubiquitous in NYC and environs.

F for respects (seriously, hope i never feel your pain, have known some with it too)

And have in fact stolen my broodje haring straight out of my fucking hands as I raised it to my mouth to take the first bite. Fucker hit me from behind and curved in at the last second. Zandvoort Summer 2010. Never forget, never forgive!

The entire population of Greater Haarlem would like a word about this.

Charles Stross has got you covered: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Laundry_Files

Excellent comment.

Are you my wife?

Found the Dutchie!

Probably could not get a person to the moon and back, alive. Agree.

Ok then we have different definitions of “orbit” and “leaving.”

Agree with your sentiment internet friend, but might want to drop that last sentence. We, uh, did go to the moon, right? Right?

The real MPV. I rage quit long ago, thanks for the update!

To my ears what you said to the first reply sounded a bit “fighty” that’s all. But it didn’t derail the discussion so all good.

Hey chill fellow internet person - the video was very cool (thanks), so don’t spoil it by meaning man in the comments, eh?

I had Ethiopian instead, but now I feel like I have permission to eat a whole pot of it on my own!

I have a jar of sodium citrate in my pantry and have only pulled it out once since I bought it. I need to be more proactive about my pantry!

A cheap blonde beer is a very good idea, thanks! We have premade mixes (and premade in a bag) here in NL, but I’ll be by myself tonight,. I will eat the entire pot of fondue myself. Which I think we all agree, is a bad idea.

And now I want fondue but the fondue restaurant here is usually booked months in advance.

They are not, objectively good, but they are very useful as an emulsifier for cheese sauces. One kraft slice can emulsify a liter or more.

That said, there is something nostalgic about a grilled cheese using cheap American white bread and Kraft slices.

Eh easy yes, fast not at all. I only make it for my one other X’er friend who hates, hates, hates may exactly because of Hellmann’s. It traumatized him as a child.

Kenji’s mayo recipe I make literally every week. Easy and fast. Said friend will not even look at it.