BobBarker wearer seeking grippy sock wearer

I poop on top of other poops in the middle of the trail. This is my forest, and I got a lot of poop to prove it.

You’re 30 and feel like you’re just starting adult life? You needed to have 10 kids long ago so the few survivors can work the field before you pass in the couple years.

Currently savings. I’m eligible for unemployment but haven’t applied. I can live off $100/mo. But a little more luxury is like $500/mo max. And that’s for gas to travel further and buying food instead of going to food banks. But food bank food is way better and healthier than what I would buy.

Do they make glasses that just fix astigmatism? I have great vision and don’t need glasses for sight. But I do have gnarly astigmatism.

I don’t need 100 beers but I would like 100 beers

I just live in national forest and blm land. My only participation is purchasing supplies every 2 weeks.

Must get the eye boogies

A nice shitter and a bathtub. I have a toilet and do shit in the woods as much as possible. But a reliable porcelain throne feels great. I can realese some genuine horrors and its just gone in a flush or two. I also like just laying down in a nice hot bath with some bubble bath, little scented Epsom salt, drink a beer and smoke a j.

Siemens everywhere

This is why I’ll boondock until its completely illegal. Then if they don’t force me into the gray pod then I’m going feral hobo until I die in a fight with a racoon over some berries.

I’m drinking sangria at 8am in the middle of the desert. If society wants me back someone is going to have to be very nice to me. Fuck your robots, I need a hug :(

The episode where the kid named finger beats Walt Jr to death while Walter just sits in his cuck chair and jacks it is crazy

Get me a hatman hallucination with a side of mania

Whenever I think I’m fucking up I remember that at least I’m not spending 10 years learning to teach from those who couldn’t do so they teach.

me too, thanks

You have to recalibrate your cat by rotating them 360 degrees in 3 axis

Dming on Lemmy

TFW when the AI that analyzes facial muscular movements, eye movements, pulid dilation, hearth rate and blood pressure, and response time flags you for “secondary screening” because you’re dyslexic.