Most assuredly; that gentleman doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about.

What he IS doing— is justifying his expenditure.

It will come to nothing anyway.

What a poop-nosed loser.

I’ll tell ya hwhat.

I read this comic wrong, initially. I thought the dog was woofing in the middle of the two guy’s conversation. And there was no punchline.

The guy just puts his dog down for an inaudible “bark”. When I realized what it actually was saying I laughed twice as hard.

Thank you for the list(s). Commenting to make sure I don’t lose this.

Give him a lollipop already.