Play with your butt a lot because it feels good, then eventually you start getting curious about its true capabilities.

HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME I HAVE MONEY

I CHARTERED A LUXURY PRIVATE JET THEN GOT IN MY MERCEDES-BENZ

Suckling the zuckercock.

Lmfao as if the US would let that happen.

Proper cooking technique is more expensive.

I’m old

It’ll happen to you too, young pup

I just randomly tried this a couple of weeks ago and it is delicious!

^{that’s called a melt}

This is clearly making you very upset. Just like your obsession with cartoon children, keep it to yourself.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Found the weeb

Still gonna use Debian.

Woah there Charles Dickens.

It’s elementary, my dear Watson.

So based, I’m so glad there are people out there that think this way. 1 bazinga upvotes to you good person!

I know this is a shitpost, but anime is a disease.

Take your meds.

What’s the problem?

Virtue signaling, the question.

it sure does