“instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer”

I have a lot of questions about this part

Yeah I was thinking this sound alike my 4 year old

I do know a shaman. She does not dress like that

I studied engineering in college (in the US) and on exams they’d throw a mix of imperial and metric problems at us.

Any time it was imperial, a lot of us would convert everything to metric, solve the problem, then convert the answer back to imperial

If you find a way to teach this lesson let me know.

My wife loves to cook and is very good at it, but she’s purely focused on the food. I try to clean as she goes behind her and she keeps shooing me away because I’m in way. However if I don’t then she’ll start getting annoyed that the sink is full. It’s a delicate balance

Agreed, chaotic evil right there

Yeah the first time I tried the two options for clothes on my then-two year old, he snatched both options out of my hands, threw them on the ground, and screamed NO CLOTHES

Ohhhh. Yup had no idea, thanks

I laughed. But like, why

No.

Yeah I’m in the middle of visiting Germany, Austria, and Slovenia over five weeks, and I did not pack enough warm clothes

6a here, exact same story for me. It also would not charge past 75% after the latest update until I turned off adaptive battery. Worked great until the update