“Get PWNT Noob” is written in blood on the walls. A classic late 90s haunting.

Saying a person is woke is like saying they are not a mindless sheep going through life asleep at the wheel.

Onion stories used to be slightly believable, able to trick the casual reader.

Police officers handling a situation without violence? Easily spotted as pure fiction.

Nope.

“Stick it in there as an insult” went through my head … no idea why.

It’s almost like they dont want to oppose it.

Republicans: The pro-life pro sex trafficking “conservative” party.

Did he really say it or is it a meme? LOL. I would believe either one at this point and will not Google anything about this brainworm added batshit crazy oligarch.

The Republicans are so outraged that they may express their outrage again.

At some point we in the US get to say the justice system has stopped working right?

There are SUPPOSED to be laws against it … but will they enforce them?

Yea, but the premise is REALLY believable. It’s something that would just fit the stupid of this years headlines.

Yep. This person gets it. The auto and gasoline industry basically ruined the environment and our culture so a few select people can make a few $$$.

Is it now? Truly?

It is justification of budget. They are apprehended criminals as long as they are on the books.

Im hearing: The other political party needs to stop our party, its being crazy … this is why we did not vote for the other political party, so they can save us … or something.

Boomers had/have microplastics and lead poisoning. This is not a conspiracy, it is just a fact.

Damn. Good one.

LOL. What the Mandella Effect are you talking about? There are not 9 main theatrical Star Wars releases.

Are you counting release updates? Stuff like the soundtrack change on the original Star Wars and changing OGSW to Episode 4 A New Hope?

Talking about the special edition Star Wars releases can upset some Star Wars fans, so it’s best just to count the Star Wars movies as Episodes 1 through 6. Any other discussions could get someone doxxed and they could wind up with an enraged Star Wars fan knocking at their door ready to assault them with a dueling lightsaber. It’s not really as dangerous as it sounds given the limp wristed sweaty palmed grip of your average Star Wars fan, but the threat of discomfort, embarrasment, and a nerd in a brown bathrobe showing up and making your HOA or apartment complex upset is very real.

You have top white men working on it right now? Who?

This made me Google Coleen Hoover to find out what she does and I still dont know what she does. Something to do with flowery pastel book covers.

Yea, yea … you have the math for a snail. Impressive. Could a bird carry it and drop it on people? How big would it have to be? Could you outrun it? What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?

Is there a donation website or something?

Just curious. I wouldn’t send money. Thoughts and prayers maybe. No money.