Luke waking up and then telling his son Ben Skywalker that he had a terrible dream that didn’t make any sense.

I can’t even enjoy the good stuff like Andor because it’s part of the same cursed Disney timeline. If they scrapped the sequel trilogy I might be persuaded to come back.

They already did that. I think it was Lego based.

Edit: Trailer

I’m reminded of when my boss asked me whether our entry test was too hard after getting several submissions that wouldn’t even run.

Sometimes prospective employees are just shit.

Doesn’t make it any less outrageous.

And then the kids get annoyed when the movies are nothing like the show. There actually is a Jurassic World show and our kids were a little bummed out that Jurassic Park wasn’t like it, but the movie is good enough that it’s not too bad.

But The Fast And The Furious show is some super high tech spy shit while at least the first movie is about car races. We didn’t manage to watch even half of the first movie.

There literally are forums with ActivityPub support. Bumping is not some magic feature of forums. If you sort on Lemmy by activity you can get exactly the same behaviour.

And bumping is even often frowned upon because it pollutes active discussions. It’s just people abusing how those forums sort threads.

Then why are there post types for just text or images? Because it isn’t just a link aggregator. Same thing with Reddit. It hasn’t been a pure link aggregator for decades.

When I lose my phone in my couch.

Light sabers follow a similar overall principle of ‘plasma bolt contained by some kind of coherence field’… but they use totally different internals to generate both the plasma and coherence field, and can seemingly just… do this nearly infinitely, never needing to ‘reload’, never running out of energy.

In the comics taking place tens of thousands of years before the movies the Jedi have to carry large energy cells with them. They are attached with long cables to the hilts.

They aren’t lasers, though. That’s just a colloquial term. Like how we call large language models AI.

You are what you eat.

There are hypothesis that dark matter particles are their own anti particle, which would mean that they would annihilate when they come in contact with each other.

The people looking for them are examining high energy bursts around supermassive black holes as potentially coming from that. No idea how they could ever approach finding any evidence for that. But that’s their problem.

Wow. Whoever saw that one coming should play the lottery because they’re clearly psychic.

Now I wonder what the guy thought when he signed up for the job.

So bus is really pronounced beece. Thank you.

I definitely want to eat this bar right now.

Luckily it actually turns itself back on on the way down, thus slowing the descent.

Now I wonder if I pronounce bus or Anubis incorrectly.

Our galaxy cluster is in a void. There are still plenty of stars in our own galaxy that should be able to support life.

Even if we were in a more densely populated area of the universe the next galaxy would still be millions of lightyears away.

Is there even a botanical definition of vegetables?