How did they steal your wheelchair?

Mournfully: “I don’t knooooow”

Cracks me up every time

It’s a bucket list item of mine to fly on and folks reaction to the name is never not funny

They do it to their own dogs all the time

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Or “friendly” fire accidents happen.

3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

Sure but can you put a value on all the vacations the executives took by outsourcing our production? Won’t someone think of the private jets?!

Distracted drivers are a serious problem in more ways than one. A couple weeks ago I was 2nd in line at a red light, only us 2 in that lane and several more in the other. An ambulance drove up behind us flashing and it was immediately clear the shortest path through the intersection was for our 2 cars to clear out. I put on my hazards and starting alternating lights and horn, while the person ahead sat blithely scrolling through their phone while the ambulance and I were both laying on the horn and didn’t move until the light turned green. Even then, didn’t pull aside so the bus had to weave around him. The lack of situational awareness and empathy on the road is sadly lacking.

Yeah aside from Blade it was the first R rated superhero film, someone with powers saying “fuck” and making legging jokes was edgier than anything else in the genre at the time

Turning every meeting into the email it should have been will also speed things up

Border patrol can get fucked too with that 200 mile inland nonsense.

I’ve only seen the first recently as a Xmas movie every year but it’s in them all I guess so we’re both right

https://youtu.be/EU0zqPGqeYA

Sounds like you’ll get to meet Bender and Fry

It’s in the first film but yeah walking through glass barefoot, shooting people and throwing someone screaming from a ledge is all cool for the kids to watch.

John McClain kills every member of a heist crew then throws the boss off a skyscraper to his doom and the only concession made for tv is “Yippee ki yay Mr Falcon.” America.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

Fixed, cheers

Almost everyone is in favor of the Affordable Care Act, but as soon as they hear “Obamacare” it’s suddenly evil.

Or like how Burger King A&W’s 1/3 pound burger never took off because Americans are too stupid to realize 1/3 is a bigger number than 1/4 so they go to McDonald’s instead.