Hear that, owl photogs?! Get off yer Screechie-spottin’ keisters and bring home some BFO for the people!

Heck yeah! People love that li’l owl! Whoot!

Buffy Fish! Buffy Fish!

Win Owl of the Year, we wish!

GooooooOOOOO Buffy Fish! Yeah! Okay! WhoOOO!!

Eek! It’s another nailbiter!

Geez that’s an extra level of Nowlmenclature there.

Next year, Owlzymandius goes All! The! Way! 😀🤞

Viva Saw Whet! Our short king OotY has reigned honorably and well without major incident. Who could blame The People for clamoring for a second administration? Not I!

And yet - and yet I have to vote B. Fish, because look at that magnificent creature! Got the floppy plumicorns on there like “Yeah, I just wrangled a sea monster to death and won again, what’s new with you?” That’s an owl you want to help you move next weekend. That’s an owl who deserves the title and so all of the vote from the great state of Lemmyhoma go to Blakiston’s Fish Owl!

*balloon drop, band plays*

We take to the simple pleasures in superbowl. We dance, we sing. We pun.

Oh definitely always. Most of the “women” referred to here learned it from their parents who learned it from their parents etc. and so on.

And probably all of them have a “crazy” aunt who ran off to California with some guy and they haven’t talked to her in years.

Nothing new under the sun. These women will either not learn anything or will not do anything differently. Except for the ~10% who do. And those will be fought over by the various factions of the left to ensure the omnipotence of the republiQan fascist agenda remains firmly in place.

There’s a kind of stubborn ignorance which is very malicious. It’s how we got trump, in part.

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You want some chicken?

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You ain’t getting it here, bro.

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After a moment,

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he realizes one of the agents appears to be Gregory Bovino,

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the commander of Border Patrol himself.

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Dang,

Poetry.

Hey, don’t worry 25-8966, we’ve all been there.

But lookit - if that mac 'n cheese casserole didn’t wanna get eaten, why was it on the kitchen counter? Hm? Yeah!

You rang?

“What dey doin’ down dere?”

Haha! No, ah, no I would not say that.

I guess I was thinking about Jimmie Walker who said,

“I just got back from a tour of Ireland. It was interesting. It just goes to show that even without blacks, Jews, or Mexicans, people will improvise!”

Well that’s much better than my “soda can of disaster” metaphor. Kudos.

Well one of you is wrong.

cough

Well, it’s at least more concrete than hating them for worshiping a slightly different imaginary sky being.

Wow you border areas very different from you? That’s gotta be a great source of societal change huh.

Not sure how “we’ve hated each other for stupider reasons for hundreds of years” is your lede but, write what you know, they say.

Nobody thinks we’re better people, it’s just that the entire globe agrees you’re not good people and are educated to have the miopic view typical of a place that thinks they are better than everyone else while conveniently ignoring they’re living on stolen land from a wealth of genocided native peoples.

*myopic*. So true about the stolen land. Irrelevant to the discussion but true. Hey I heard you guys literally were the Nazis, is that true?

It’s obvious to everyone here.

But completely unknown by the global MAGAts