unalivejoy

That’s how French pronounces it. Eau.

There’s no way he’s actually going to jail.

The reporter guaranteed that by releasing his home address.

“No kid should ever be able to sleep on the streets”

Should’ve upgraded to the Pod4, which will get a “upgrade” after the Pod5 comes out which removes features so you go buy a Pod6.

And near monopoly.

Can you really call it a monopoly when the competition keeps shooting itself in the foot?

I will assume this is just the password they use in development. But they should probably be using pglite.

Modern JavaScript has come a long way.

This can be fixed by switching from npm to pnpm or bun. They use hard links and a package cache.

As long as you didn’t go swimming in the Seine.

Why did I read this in an Indian accent?

I bet they also question “why would anyone want to be a woman?”

The problem is “you” for hanging around stupid people.

I was in Paris for a week back in April and the only thing that helped me was taking a ducolax

tbf, drinking the water in Paris is probably what gave you constipation.

Goblin bofa deez

Good news! It’s a suppository.

Android started out as a framework for blackberry. So probably we’d all be using blackberries.

Emphasis on the protocol part. There is only 1 implementation of X11 (Xorg). Wayland however is just protocols. There are several implementations of varying quality.

Depending on your DE, you could be using one of Weston (reference impl), Mutter (GNOME), Kwin (Plasma), wlroots (hyprland, sway), etc.

You can fix it yourself by switching distros or desktop environments. Plasma 6 on Wayland is an amazing experience compared to Plasma 5 on X11.

Paying customers/additional ad revenue

Kill him with butter.