It’s not well known, but Herte Mrees Screint is his full legal name, “Kermit the Frog” is a stage name.

This is fucking hella-arious

Looks like a cross between Kerbals and Kermit lol

Hello, Kermit the Frog here, and welcome to Sensimilla Street. I’d like to tell you what today’s letter is but I am really ffffucked up!

Vibes of “Hurt” by Sad Kermit.