If you don’t tell me everything there is to know about these first graders’ pronouns and genitalia, the United States of America I know and love is dead and gone, dammit. Do you want the terrorists to win, or have you always been a gender-queer, socialist groomer?
But he has a moral dilemma because there’s a queer book in the school library.
Rated PG for some fart jokes, probably.