Am I too ripped?
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You should really think about penis reduction surgery.
I think that might kill me
If you still have your Christmas tree up in March, you might be the kinda guy to paint abs & penis onto your skin
Paint? Nah man, that’s pure mussle!
When you’re this well-endowed, it’s always Christmas at your place.
Bro is cut like the wither
I don’t think that’s an approved use of the Ab Abber 2000.
No