Everything I hear about the Yakuza games make me want to play them.

They used a hanger to keep closed those useless curtains that are in a lot of hotels.

And yet they don’t measure up to Squidward Community College.

It’s not mine, but it looks like it might be from a book called Anxious People.

What about selective presentation of true facts?

I see that type of bias in social media circles a lot, and it also feels like people building their own “reality”. Facts that are convenient to the group’s current beliefs are loudly shared and repeated, while ones that would cause friction are barely noted, if shared at all.

Yeah, I thought the joke in this one was weaker than usual too.

I guess Aquaman as a firefighter makes sense, and so does a Flash as a delivery man, but Superman as a doctor isn’t as clear.

The fumes make it hard for Elmo to think.

This may be the least vulgar one yet, lol

Amazing work, lol

Kevin Hart, Shaq, and Yao Ming

I guess there’s an upper limit where they’re like, “Hey, this is getting ridiculous. Take the stairs.”

Whoa, what news have I been missing out of Canada?

The only time I ever use them is by accident.

Always

Correct!

https://chess-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Horsey

Better hurry then, in case the war heats up.

So you’re looking for .8 of a person.

Because maybe the pressure you apply to doing something for someone else exceeds what you do for yourself.

(Or I could just be speaking for myself here)

Please Do__ Do __ In The Bathroom

Inspiring for 1st January

I don’t know how to tell you this, but there have been a lot of Januarys already.