• assembly@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    They could invade Maine which would kick off the Maple wars. They’ll start to eye Vermont and New Hampshire next. The US population will be powerless to resist as the Canadians lull the domestic population into submission with free healthcare and Tim Hortons.

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      8 months ago

      Honestly, Canada could take everything north of a line between Pittsburg, NH and Calais, ME (essentially lining up with the NY/VT northern border), and nobody would bat an eye. There’s nothing but trees up there.

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        7 months ago

        Deal. You guys get Alberta and Saskatchewan. Then they can secede with Texas and a handfull of the bible belt states.