Am I the only one who gets to the self checkout and is compelled to finish as soon as humanly possible?

Imagine if there was a speedrun timer on them and a leaderboard

Would make boring everyday life a little more interesting

    • saltesc@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      Jim from Guiness World Records here. The Cambridge dictionary defines shopping as, “the activity of buying things from shops”. Based on this, I have no other choice to disqualify your attempt which, although full of brazen effort with the cunning use of firearms and hostages, was not technically shopping as there was no buying action. You are welcome to try again in six months…or 9 years if your prison doesn’t have a qualifying shop.