I just think at some point in my life, there is going to be a wonderful comedic opportunity to crush an apple and I should learn how or train now. e: Anybody else have any ridiculous goals right now?

  • Che Banana@lemmy.mlEnglish
    33·
    7 months ago

    Start small and work your way up.

    grape>cherry tomato>kiwi>live ringtailled deermouse>avocado>apple

    • Krudler@lemmy.worldOPEnglish
      421·
      7 months ago

      Dude there’s something wrong with your mind.

      I was with you right up until you said avocado.

      Sicko.

      You don’t frigging know the price of avocados these days?

      • TheFriar@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        7 months ago

        But I also feel like there need to be a few fruits between the two. Avocados are pretty soft, their skin easily tears. Apples are crispy, the pressure needed to crush an apple in one hand is at least 10x greater than to crush an avocado.