• ME5SENGER_24@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Kremlin: We have done a great job of removing all legacy equipment from the Ukrainian military

    Kiev: All that old shit is in the trash and now we’ve got all this new fancy technology to shove up Putin’s ass. Bring it bitches

    Kremlin: Er, ehm, that was the plan. But you cannot attack us, or it will be war. Hey NATO tell them they can’t attack us…please!

    Kiev: Slava!