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minus-squarexantoxis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·6 months agoI’m trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided “if she thinks I fucked the dog it’ll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her”
minus-squareFollyDolly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoImagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn’t just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.
minus-squareKiosade@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 months agoI don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.
I’m trying to imagine the calculation that happened in the head of the last one, where they decided “if she thinks I fucked the dog it’ll be better than if she thinks I cheated on her”
Imagine someone cheats on you with an entirely diffrent species. Like, they didn’t just give up on women, they gave up on humanity.
I don’t think it’s that, I think he just told her he got crabs from petting a dog or something.