By The Beaverton Editorial Staff, aka Supreme Rulers of Truth and Fact Greetings subjects! As you may have read, back in the Before Times when factual news articles weren’t yet banned from this social media site, Canadians will no longer have access to news content on Facebook and Instagram. What that means is that the Beaverton is now the closest thing on Facebook to actual news, and as a result we have immediately gone mad with power.