No fictional characters. Sorry, Grandpa Joe haters.
Probably dead, be a much easier fight that way
You didn’t let the real question even touch you right? 💀
Jesus, just for the bragging rights.
(Many scholars believe him to be a real person, but with a bit overstating and inaccurate literature associated with him)
BUT if he was real and actually worked as a carpenter, he may be super jacked, even without any magical powers.
Yeah, have you seen him up on that cross? Dude is shredded.
Going for that Jeeeeesus on the cross look
Idk that anybody from the era of regular famines can qualify as ‘jacked’
Trump. I have relevant experience.
Careful, known crotch grabber.
Experience destroying Cheetos?
Tucker Carlson.
Partially because of his extreme Backpfeifengesicht, but mostly for his Backpfeifenpersonality.
Rupert Murdoch.
I think he has single-handedly done more to screw our generation and planet than anyone else could or would do.
Plus, I’m reasonably confident I would win, which is a big plus.
+1. I don’t even wanna fight him - just a single punch to his stupid face would make me feel a lot better.
Ronald Regan on live TV.
Dead Regan or live Regan? I’d pay good money to see you dig up his corpse and whoop it’s ass.
The dude was kinda built though.
Ronald Regan at the end of his second term then.
Ronald Reagan?! The actor?!
Ronald Reagan uses Secret Service. It’s very effective!
the ceo of poverty
He usually went by “Ronald Reagan”
Unfortunately, that’s Mike Tyson.
How has nobody said Hitler or Stalin? You bunch of Communist Nazis.
Lenin. I’ve seen his body he’s a little bitch
He had some debilitating disease at the end.
Stalin would kick my ass.
Think I’d try wrestling with Kaufman.
Hitler got that crackhead energy from all the drugs he on and is a war veteran too. He gonna be scrappy in a fight. And i dont wanna have to go the rest of my life knowing i lost to a man with one testicle.
I was wondering the same thing lol. I’ll take on Hitler. Maybe use a bat like in that one scene in Inglourious Basterds
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I’m still holding on to a bit of animosity towards that guy Spez.
Anyone living or dead? Definitely dead. I think I could reliably win a fight against a dead guy.
That’s what they always say, but no one considers the starting conditions.
Imagine you’re fighting a dead fat guy. Sounds easy, right? 300kg of dead weight just waiting for you to bury your fists in it.
But now imagine the fat guy starts next to you, standing. Can you stop 300kg of dead flabby dude from burying you? Didn’t think so. You’re gonna die a gruesome suffocating death under some guy’s quadruple chin because you didn’t consider the implications.
Come on. Be better, people.
What are the losing conditions for a dead person?
I think they have more stamina than you
Mitch McConnell. I’d slap his turtle head right back into it’s shell.
Matt Walsh. As much shit as that guy talks about LGBTQ people = groomers, you just know that this gross fucking turd has some interesting “research” saved on his hard drive. Outside of Steven Crowder I’ve never seen someone project so hard as this creep
Ron DeSantis.
I’m angrier at Rupert Murdoch, but DeSantis would have more of a positive effect.
The actor that played Grandpa Joe.
I like your style
I know I probably won’t win a fight with most adults, so I’d probably go with Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair just so I can easily win.
Though, if it’s him in his prime I’d have to fight, I’d change my answer to just any old random baby that died of SIDS just so I can win and feel good about it.
Bruh
