• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      KGB and CIA agents are sharing drinks at a bar.

      CIA turns to KGB and says, “I’ve got to hand it to you. The Russians have some of the best propagandists in the business. I’m always amazed at what you can convince people to believe.”

      KGB smiles wryly and retorts, “Ah, but nobody is better at telling lies than the Americans. You’ve got your whole country fooled.”

      The CIA agent spits out his drink and turns to his Russian counterpart, “What are you talking about? There’s no propaganda in America.”

      The KGB agent breaks out laughing.