• bitwaba@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!

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        5 months ago

        I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?

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          5 months ago

          I’ll have you know I find Wet Ass Cushion to be incredibly offensive. I’ve interacted with many of them in my day and never have I met a cushion that wasn’t artificially wet. The couch orgasm is a myth.