Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months agoBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square156fedilinkarrow-up11.32Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.3Karrow-down1imageBrace Stylesh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 5 months agomessage-square156fedilink
minus-squareTunaCowboy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up197·edit-25 months agoWhat if I prefer this? #define CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET { #define CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET } #define CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ( #define CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET ) #define PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP : #define COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP ; int main CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET if CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET 1 CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET CURLYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET asm volatile CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET "mov $1, %%rax\n" "mov $1, %%rdi\n" "lea message(%%rip), %%rsi\n" "mov $4, %%edx\n" "syscall\n" PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP PERIODWITHPERIODONTOP "%rax", "%rdi", "%rsi", "%rdx" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET return 0 COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP CURLYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET asm CURVYOPENRIGHTCLOSEDLEFTBRACKET ".section .data\n" "message: .ascii \"wut\\n\"\n" ".section .text\n" CURVYOPENLEFTCLOSEDRIGHTBRACKET COMMAWITHPERIODONTOP
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up92·5 months agoYou can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
minus-squaremilicent_bystandr@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·5 months agoAsylum? We have the electric chair for this.
minus-squarehumbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down1·5 months agoYeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoPack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
minus-squarez500@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up49·edit-25 months agoYou win a free trip to the Hague
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 months agoThey don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
minus-squareuis@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoStill need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
minus-squarelud@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoThe taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag. Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 months agoAcceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
What if I prefer this?
You can’t be helped, sorry. We will put you to an asylum for people like you
Asylum? We have the electric chair for this.
Yeah, now I see why you want him dead. He used mov after lea
Pack him, boys: https://youtu.be/hHuLZFuugTQ
You win a free trip to the Hague
They don’t even deserve the trial. Straight to gulag.
Still need at least troyka to send to gulag. Or regular court outside of stalinism.
The taxi chauffeur can be judge and do it on the way to the gulag.
Obviously the sentence is predetermined.
Can this be done with emoji?
😫
Acceptable, just FYI I added a pre-commit git hook, please rebase your changes.
Thanks. I hate it.