That way, you can drown out the poop noises.
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If you have your phone, just play jazz music like Japanese toilets
You’ll feel you’re pooping like a gentleman
Some kind of anal dilation tool would help, no more fatty noises just silent turds gracefully sliding out of your butthole and into the water like a stealth submarine being launched.
maybe some lube too.
I just put music on my noise canceling headphones. At least I don’t realize how loud / intense the noise is, so I’m less embarrassed.
Why not do both? Put music on your noise canceling headphones and then scream loudly.
