• Ransack3@lemmy.worldEnglish
    43·
    2 months ago

    Yep, seen this one before, by the standards outlined it means that:

    Lava is poisonous and Bears are venomous.

    • Jax@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      15·
      2 months ago

      Hmm, I was going to say there’s a chance you survive biting lava - but technically there’s also a chance you survive biting something poisonous.

      So yeah, flawless logic. The most poisonous and venemous things happen to be the pure unbridled power of the earth and 900lbs of muscle and hungry.