i’m not good with names.

my server’s name is… server

I like to have different naming schemes for different device classes.
Desktop computers: Greek gods
Laptops: Elements of the periodic table
Cloud servers: Norse gods
Home servers: Planets of the solar system
Raspberry Pis: Greek titans

My Proxmox server is named Atlas, as the titan holding up my network.

My VMs on the proxmox server are named:

• TrueNAS (I didn’t have a good name)
• Poseidon for my docker server (Something something docker -> whale -> ocean)

I also have a raspberry pi running for testing out some stuff. It’s named Eileithyia after the greek goddess of birth.

• poweredge-t620-0
• poweredge-t620-1
• poweredge-r520-0
• macbook-2011
• pi-0 through pi-3

having read all these other comments, i’m now feeling like i should come up with a more creative naming scheme… for what it’s worth, my phone is named bob.

I use the periodic table of elements to name them.

I don’t name my computers, but usually name my OS drive Brain and the media drive Pinky.

I used to name all my devices and servers after old timey womens names but I gut lazy. Now they are named mostly by function.

My machines are named after physicists and mathematicians because that’s what I aspire to be. I don’t remember the first three, but the most recent ones were Descartes, Euclid, Fourier, Gauss, Hilbert, Ivakhnenko, Jacobi, Kepler, Lovelace, Mandelbrot, Newton, Oppenheimer, Penrose, Quillen, Russell, Silverman[1]. Next will be Turing.

EDIT: The network storage is named differently.

• [1] Named after Ruth Silverman, not Joseph.

All my servers are named after colors

Then my vms are ingredients to an omelette

@JuxtaposedJaguar Animals that I find cute or funny:

Rabbit, Seagull, Turtle, Mola-mola, …

My old desktop, now relegated to torrent/fileshare duty, is named USELESS-BRICK (you can guess why)

My brand new desktop is named SPEEDY-BRICK (you can also guess why)

The Rpi3 and Orange Pi 5 I use for small compute tasks, a printer server, random fucking around, etc are TINY-BRICK-1 and TINY-BRICK-2, respectively.

The random ATX server board that I used to use before the motherboard died was FlatBoard, because it didn’t have a case, just a small steel backframe I welded up for it.

Damnit, I’m boring af. Machines are named by their model for laptops/consumer devices and buy their CPU for home built stuff.

Except for Crimson-Binome.local 🏴‍☠️

Servers and computers get Ankh-Morpork street names.

The robot vacuum cleaner is GLaDOS.

Desktop: Cerberus (triple monitors)
Media server: Alexandria
Firewall: Hadrian

I once named a load of servers for a helicopter company in the UK with elements. The cluster nodes were copper, silicon, etc. The cluster itself was called iron. The volumes were labelled fe_function.

It worked - it was easy to read and the bits that implied “cluster” were grouped appropriately. All the other servers had random elemental names unless they were associated in some way, in which case the group would be used. The engineers (real engineers with oil or distressingly nasty lubricants in their veins) loved it - it made sense, without being too quirky. It was very legible.

When those systems were hoicked out and replaced, the usual nonsense was applied: 2 char country code + 2 char site code etc etc ad nauseam. Followed by my absolute pet hate: 01. Oh so you might need 99 domain controllers? Yes you might, but not on one site.

Let’s face it, it is mostly AD admins who don’t get hostnames. I blame MS - their docs and blogs strive to be … authoritative or at least look so. An entire generation (possibly two) of sysadmins have been sold up the river by MS and their wankery.