My motorcycle dealer has a similar sign about being sad and ugly.

I’m too poor to join a gym.

This is a weirdly body-positive message for a gym; you can be fat and beautiful or skinny and ugly

healthy is sexy. There’s a not insignificant chance your ugly can also be fixed here.

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, don’t worry so much about being ugly. Get fit for health and natural anti depressants

You can feel halfway good about yourself.