GM: You see a beggar in the snow, what do you do?

CN: I plink him in the face with copper pieces while making fun of him.

GM: Dafuq?

CN: Then when I run out of money I grab him and say “okay, it’s your turn, let’s switch places!”

GM: He freaks out and runs away.

CN: I chase him, sword out, and shout “Come back and be my friend you little broke bitch!”