Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • JesusTheCarpenter@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    1 year ago

    I don’t see any of them being enough reasons not to be mentioned openly by the OP. Why wouldn’t he/she say that there won’t be any breaks or that the toilets are filthy? Downs make any sense.

    The question here is not what are the possible reasons for someone to seek such advice. The real question is why would OP not want to reveal the actual reason why they need it. There is a clearly no reason for them to not say it if they are a shy pooper or that the bathroom breaks will be very far in-between.

    My bet are as follows:

    • They don’t want to share it because this is something kinky.
    • It is actually illegal and they are just laying about it.
    • We are all being bamboozled and none of it is true.