Please don’t ask why I need this.

It would be great if the food also made me sweat less.

It has to be something I can easily find.

EDITS FOR CLARIFICATION:

  • I am not planning on partaking in any illegal activities.

  • I do not condone the use of illegal substances and am not planning on smuggling anything anywhere.

  • I am not going on a hiking trip or mailing myself anywhere.

  • I will be staying in a tent (not a small one; a huge with with air conditioning and everything). I will be traveling for five days, returning to my current location on day 3 and traveling again on the last two days. I will not poop on the first three days (hopefully).

  • Clean toilets with all the expected facilities will be available to me. I am not going to poop for reasons that I wish to keep to myself.

  • If it gets bad, like really bad, like a-piece-of-poop-is-literally-halfway-out-my-ass bad, I will use the toilets.

Please stop asking because I am not telling anyone the reason.

  • SuperNerd@programming.devEnglish
    50·
    1 year ago

    NASA has a paper on how to not poop for days. It’s on the Internet. Before space toilets there was only a space bag with finger scissor/scoop holes. It didn’t work, poop got everywhere. The paper goes into detail about fecal matter being everywhere after early multi-day missions.

    So they figured it out. Their system works – I’ve also had my own reasons.

    • rekliner@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      1 year ago

      super nerd, please tell me your reasons involve zero g poop.

      also hilarious that the world greatest scientists and engineers settled on “just hold it” before they figured out the poop hoover.

    • oldfart@lemm.eeEnglish
      3·
      1 year ago

      Do you remember anything about the title of this paper? I could not find it

      • SuperNerd@programming.devEnglish
        2·
        1 year ago

        Sorry, I can’t find the specific paper-- NASA wrote so much about this (it was a big problem, plus astronauts had to save their poop-- which was then analyzed and copiously written about) that I just got lost looking. Search for “NASA low residue diet” and things like “preflight”, “fecal collection assembly”, “waste management system”, and etc – from Gemeni through Apollo.

        There’s pictures online of the bags. They were taped to the butts to help make a seal.

        Now I want to read the preflight diet study again, so please write if you find it.