Jocular ones are welcome too (and no doubt inevitable), but I’m looking more for “sensible” ones. Some examples:
- Unmoved Mover
- Great Universal Mind
- Undifferentiated Aesthetic Continuum
- Ground Of Being
Excuse for horrible actions.
Not what I was looking for, but I did chuckle. Would probably look good on a t-shirt.
Sky Daddy or his more accurate title of „Fictional Tyrant with bad Temper“
Zeus?
The Big Lie.
- Random Chance
- Cause and Effect
Depending on the situation I guess.
I think, otherwise, the only time I invoke a higher power is when I swear :)Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Scammy McScam Man
Sky Daddy.
“The Biggest Con of All Time”
The writers
Imaginary Sky Man.
The Universe
404
“physics”
If you’re talking specifically about the Jewish deity, I generally use “Yahweh”. As that is the name ascribed to him in Jewish mythology. If you’re speaking of a more general deity, I tend to use “RNG”. This being the acronym for the “Random Number God”.
Why “number”?
“RNGesus” is the supreme deity controlling random number generators. Whether loot drops in online games, or jackpots at casinos, RNGesus determines whether you win or lose. Apostates say he’s just rolling the dice, but the faithful know it’s all a part of his master plan.
Aha. When tech geeks meet theology. I like it!
Ahem, HaShem.
Gesundheit.
Or, if you prefer: “Yahweh bless you.”
I like Bo Burnham’s titles (both from the song Rant):
“The Blue-balled Anti-masturbator” and “The Great All-loving F*ggot-hater”
Edit: the instance removed the hate speech (which I was simply quoting and don’t condone) so I censored it
