Luckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectmessage-squaremessage-square277fedilinkarrow-up1134arrow-down115file-text
arrow-up1119arrow-down1message-squareYou can have any superpower, but the first person to reply chooses a side effectLuckyy@lemmy.world to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square277fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLells@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoCan spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
minus-squarekhelmr@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoYou’re constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
minus-squareVanillaGorilla@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoOh I’d pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
minus-squareDuckCake@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIt appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
minus-squarefloofloof@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoBut you have no control over where and when.
Can spontaneously manifest any variety of cheese
You’re constantly followed by an army of mice that want to eat your cheese.
Lactose intollerant
Can’t control when you do it.
Oh I’d pick up some napkins and follow that person. I hope blue cheeses are on the list, and maybe some gruyère 🤤
I see no downsides.
It appears from a random bodily orifice each time, and never the same one twice.
Cheese becomes tasteless
But you have no control over where and when.
At the rate of one gram per hour.