Does he just… Not have pants or…? It seems like he hadn’t left the house so I don’t understand his issue. Just put pants on, little dude.
He was confident he had life by the balls. Then he realized he was exposing his.
distressed by hairy legs? egg
not wearing pants is a sign of success tbh
Happens to the best of us.
Well, it doesn’t, actually.
Source?
I forgot my shoes once. Didn’t notice until I got out of my car.
I’ve never done this is in real life, but I have dreams where I forget my shoes at important moments a lot.
I used to regularly have bad dreams about doing that but it never actually happened to me, you have my sympathy
I regular walk around barefoot in the city and elsewhere and people ask me “did you forget your shoes?” as if this was a thing but apparently it is
