• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    If I’m in a good mood, my retirement plan is to go skydiving.

    If I’m in a bad mood, might try to take a few Nazis down with me.

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          2 days ago

          No joke, I’m a licensed skydiver and have seen people pick up skydiving in their later years with precisely this objective. More specifically, they do a lot of jumps and as they get more confident they start to intentionally botch their landings, hoping for a majestic exit from their mortal sojourn.