He’s peacefully murdering people in international waters.
So much peace. Big peace.
They’re all saying it. Every time I see somebody they’re saying the same thing. They say mister trump you’re the most peaceful guy I know. I heard somebody say that once and now they’re all saying it.
They all come up to me and stop and they say sir, I’m sorry to hear you lost the prize to a very nasty person. A real nasty person. I hear she didn’t even win in her own country you know, and I shake my head and I say it’s too bad, the state of things. A big shame. You know who else was big? Palmer. Let me tell you about palmer …
Bigly peacful
Its probably out of character for them, but the Nobel Commitee should make an announcement of things they consider disqualifiers for the prize to see if they can push him into relenting on his fascism.
You know, "we will not consider any leader as a candidate who imposes or utilises martial law to rule their country. We will not consider any candidate who orders international killings of civilians.
We will not consider any candidate that ignores their own countries constitutional protections when it comes to foreign nationals living in its territories, etc.deleted by creator
I mean it always has been a bit hypocritical. It was Noble’s attempt to whitewash his memory as the creator of dynamite, which was almost immediately used as a weapon in the Franco Prussian war.
i wish he was directly and unambiguously mocked a lot more
He’s deploying the military against his own people for protesting his crimes against humanity…
“But amid the naked ambition behind Trump’s push for peace in Gaza, even those who have been highly critical of the war have hailed the deal as a major achievement.”
It seems like they are celebrating too early. Getting the hostages back doesn’t end the war. Once the hostages are returned, they’ll go right back to genocide.
He wasn’t a running joke before?
I don’t think he’s run in his life.
What about running after underage women?
He’s more of an ambush predator than a pursuit predator.
Gods, I hope they can run.
Wheezing orange man
Major media and social media seem to promote the winner - Maria Corina Machado - despite that she is a Trump fan, and Israel supporter. Also in Mastodon she is trending.
When you’re looking for a peace prize while pitting US citizens against each other, you know it’s because whatever “immunity” you got won’t be enough to hide from your crimes. - People aren’t dumbasses donny.
I agree with everything but the last sentence. There is a huge percentage of the population that are dumbasses
You mean they stole it from him? Like the election?
Oh yeah. Anything the orange lard ass fails to win, is stolen. Anything he wins, he cheated.
The only thing the corpulent cunt deserves, is a grave plot in the back of the prison yard. I hope he wins one of those soon.
He knows he’ll never see the inside of a jail cell. He knows he doesnt have the decade or so that trial would take, even if the house and senate magically flipped this midterm and the dems were able to impeach him and his court.
He just wants the accolades before he dies.
As it should be. It’s pathetic. Which is something Trump nows all about. Like diddling little kids.
Also, the fact an entire country is now fearing the turds petty revenge for not winning justifies him not winning.
To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles, they call empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.
Y’all got any more of them Nobel Peace Prizes?
Just make a Nöbel Prize, throw a big fake ceremony and give him one, making sure it’s bigger than the Nobel medal yet also make it of yellow shiny plastic.
…then give a bigger one to Obama
Look, Trump wanting what Obama had is how we are in this mess in the first place, you sure that’s wise?
“Nö” is a very childish “nope” in German (maybe even also in Swedish I don’t know) so a Nö-bel Prize would be very fiting
The lard souffle will want real gold,
He doesn’t even know all the shiny shit he put up in the white house came from Home Depot and got spray painted.
The noble prize?
Yeah well the person the Nobel committee gave it to is a Trump supporter and wants the US to intervene in Venezuelan politics. They gave it it Trump by proxy even if he is too stupid to realize it.
I think they should give a NPP to Little Marco, or Steve Witkoff (ewww…), just on the chance that maybe Donny 2 Weeks will stroke out in rage… Or another to Obama, LOL.
another to Obama
Donny still not got over that joke at the white house dinner. It would be hilarious to give Obama an award for services to immigration or golf.
If they award the obese orange lard souffle a Nobel Peace Prize, then that will just be another achievement that’s become meaningless. It would be like giving Hitler a Peace Prize for not invading Poland a bit earlier. And Donny 2 Inches body count is in the same magnitude as Adolfs, and still growing. Associating Hitlerpig with anything prestigous will demean and pervert it. EVERYTHING Donny 2 Dolls touches or is associated with, DIES !
Donny 2 Inches
Donny 2 Dolls
What are you even talking about at this point? lol
Sorry…it’s Donny 2 Weeks
Plenty of awful people have gotten a Nobel peace prize. A poster above listed like half a dozen of them.
