• \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    Shut up and tell absofukinglutely no one about it, then I would work out a way to secretly siphon it off to people I like.

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    I’d spawn a million tons of cash above every single capitalist’s house and let them be suffocated to death by the thing they love most

  • Flax@feddit.uk
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    5 days ago

    People have found these and gotten arrested over exploiting them, let’s be real

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        Right? Don’t go hog wild. Live slightly above your current means. Don’t hoard, just… Cruise, be chill. Nobody needs millions. Nobody needs hundreds of thousands. You just need enough to do the simple things you enjoy without being excessive.

  • InfiniteGlitch@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    • Tell absolutely no one.
    • Helping the people who did help me when I was in need of help.
    • Live an simple, boring life.
    • Continue studying what I like (I love learning).
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    Tell no one, live in my tiny house, buy high quality jeans, travel a lot by myself, get a library’s worth of books, and make art/video games all day.

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    Build and buy media networks and hire the best investigative journalists. Back centre-left political parties worldwide and back unions and backstop strike funds until the whole world strikes like the French. Fund electrified mass transit, renewable energy and passivehouse construction and urban controlled-environment agriculture. Fund orphanages, school food programs and poverty alleviation and social justice causes.

    I’d also start an eco-religion whose funding goes to a land trust that buys important and sensitive lands to return to wilderness and 50% can be lightly used by humans as national parks and 50% is forbidden for humans at all. Church of Gaia. The church would have monks who work as rangers/land defenders to enforce the holy order.

    I would live a quiet simple life in a relatively modest but comfortable passive house on a permaculture farm. My “car” would be a selection of percheron horses and a small selection of carriage/wagons.

      • Too late, they patented GMO plants update is already out. If you try to grow the “natural” plants, they just get killed by the pesticides, also sold by the same company that sells the GMO plant seeds. You cannot legally replant the seeds, if they even produce seeds at all. They’d send their goons to threaten you.

            1. Replanted seeds yield lower quality crops
            2. You need to have an active contract with them, you need to pay a fee to be able to use their seeds. If you don’t have an active contract with them, you don’t have permission to use their seeds, they’ll send their goons around to inspect your plants, if they find what looks like a crop grown from their seeds, they’ll sue you, they don’t care how it got there, they’ll just sue you anyways. Other people around the area could also snitch on you.