• Margot Robbie@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    At this rate, to end this shitshow once and for all, I would like to propose a solution that will satisfy everyone and volunteer myself as the Speaker of the House.

    • Red blooded all-American woman from the mean streets of Queensland, New York. (Shh…)
    • An actor, like the hero of the Republican Party, Ronald Reagan.
    • Nominated for an Academy Award for playing a Fox News employee, so probably pretty good at pretending to be a Republican too.
    • Expert in Houses (especially of the dream variety)
    • Top moderator of a 20K+ member internet community on an obscure technology forum, which is more governing experience than most US Congressmen.
    • Usually have good takes on everything.
    • Better looking than Marjorie Taylor Green.

    I am literally the perfect candidate for the position, vote for Margot!

    (But if I can be serious for a moment, this House Speaker thing is getting completely ridiculous.)