Lyrics:

Look at my horse.
My horse is amazing.
Give it a lick.
Mmmm, it tastes just like raisins.

I’ve a stroke of its mane.
It turns into a plane,
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winky.
Oooh that’s dirty!

Do you think so?
Well I better not show you
where the lemonade is made.
Sweet lemonade,
Mmm sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Yeah sweet lemonade.

(dance to horse playing keyboard)

Get on my horse.
I’ll take you round the universe,
and all the other places too.

I think you’ll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything.
Shut up woman get on my horse!

  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Narwhals, narwhals

    Swimming in the ocean

    Causing a commotion

    Because they are so awesome

    Narwhals, narwhals

    They’re pretty big and pretty white

    They’d beat a polar bear in a fight

    They’re like an underwater unicorn

    They’ve got a kickass facial horn

    They’re the jedi of the sea

    They’ll stop cthulhu from eating ye

    Narwhals, they are narwhals

    Narwhals

    Just don’t let them touch your balls