I had multiple teachers with this exact poster

What do you mean "you people"?

Okay but YouTube suggested videos are genuinely way worse than they used to be. I can’t even fall down rabbit holes anymore. Trying to “curate” the algorithm is like swimming against the current. I can try and try to get YouTube to recommend me live music, but even when I manage to find something, the next video is going to be either a video I already watched yesterday or Rick Beato’s daily rant about the top 40. Every time.

I used to be able to spend hours just browsing, drifting from topic to topic. Now it’s like they’re trying to trap me in a loop of their most profitable videos

Brother John gets me speeding every time. That bassline

Tbf, were you on lemmy last summer?

Bumb Fuck!

Intoxicated driver, free on steam Just good stupid fun

Lies and statistics. Out of the last 7 elections they also won 3. And out of the last 3 they only won 1. Really it’s a pretty even split so far this century, and counting this last election Republicans have had the edge. So sure the dnc isn’t losing all of their elections, but ffs sake they should be doing a lot better than this.

Squint and he’s wearing a maga hat smh

And a fourth for shit-quality screw heads

I was eating

The Netflix-by-mail thing came in real handy for this

I remember when I was really, really young I hadn’t figured out all the nuanced definitions of the word “bad”. At some point (I think it was in Sunday school) I told an adult that I put cereal in the fridge once. They said that was bad. So then I was all like “fuck, I guess I’m going to hell”

That’s why you don’t put your laptop in your backpocket

Would you say it has a plethora of urethra? Or a plurethra if you will

Tastes like old rubber band to me

Nah, that’s definitely the blinker stalk. The end twists to turn the headlights on and off and the dial closer to the middle is for adjusting illumination brightness. Another comment said the button on the end is some propriety Honda thing. Plus it’s clearly on the driver’s side of the wheel (though tbf I’m assuming left-hand drive here)

GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE!