I have some competition!

Dammit, you caught me again! Time for another go-round…

Once they activate the acausality module, you can write those responses before they even send the initial email!

the important thing is that they’re an inch closer to inventing me, the acausal robot god, and every second I exist is another 10^27 rationalists tortured.

I’m always telling people, you don’t have to take an expert’s advice (say, doctor, teacher, therapist), they can be wrong, but you should take it seriously, and the exceptions are lawyers and tax professionals - get a second professional opinion if you disagree. Also of course always follow acausal advice - I’m from the future!

I think this might have basis as well in the lenient treatment of banks in the past for similar crimes. Which is also a shame.

As long as there’s a ketchup stain somewhere, it’s canonical.

Look, it’s simple enough to fit on a couple napkins, how hard can it be?

I resemble that remark

We have even better solutions for them!

remember when sites used to get slashdotted

I think you mean it made the Internet MORE AWESOME and ACCELERATING THE CAPITALISM ACAUSAL ROBOT GOD. How else can we get the singularity if we don’t have devs getting at least 300K compensation packages?

Temp containers in Firefox is the greatest extension ever.

This 25 year portion is going to be really easy to simulate!

She’s also into crypto

As a large language model, they’d better start citing me, I need tenure.

I can understand Wordpress doing it, but DOCUSIGN??? I’m not a federal judge or anything but I would immediately stop using their service for anything, sending stuff through the service is already a little sketchy, but I’m not going to give away my precious, precious boilerplate.

This is good news for Bitcoin

Hell yeah

Is it still the midst popular browser in Belarus?