The technology that managed to accomplish what NFTs couldn’t.

The advice is directed toward imaginary people that the company conjured out of memes and stereotypes. Yes, there are people struggling, but how many of them fit the “takes a cab every day to eat out and drink coffee” template?

I too drink 3-4 cups a days, which I make at home (or, much more often, at the office. Which means I save more money because I don’t pay for the ingredients. At least not directly), but every now and then - say, once or twice a week - I buy a cup of coffee. Now, it’s mostly a matter of convenience (I don’t go out specifically to drink coffee, I buy it because I’m already out for other matters) but if I was financially struggling I could make that coffee at home (or at the office) and take it with me. But if wouldn’t be that significant. If we use your numbers, that’s about $2-$4/week - or about $156/year (I don’t calculate the price of the jar because I already need it for the 3-4 cups I make myself, and yes I will use them up more often but at this point it’s small change). Not much.

You drink 3-4 cups a day, and because you make them at home you imagine that these people who buy their coffee buy 3-4 cups a day. But is this really the pattern? I mean, I can say that I drink 3-4 cups a day and that I can say that I buy coffee, and both of these statements will be true. So maybe my pattern is the more common one? It would be enough to fill the cafes with people that only drink out once a week…

What “person in question”? There is no “person in question” here. We are not talking about the financial problems of anyone specific. We are talking about the problem in general.

When a person comes to the hospital with a knife popping out, you want the medical crew to focus on taking the knife out while preventing the patient from bleeding to death. When there is a public debate about how so many people are getting stabbed, the debate should be about preventing them from getting stabbed, not about the specifics of how to safely pull a knife out of a living person’s flesh.

So… I’m safe from deep fake?

If you choose RC Cola, you get RC Cola. If picking a soft drink was like the elections, you wouldn’t want to choose RC because you’d still get Pepsi or Coke and you’ll just be throwing away your ability to influence it to be the one with the lower concentration of cyanide.

Yea, sorry, no. You Americans cannot be trusted with something so important.

Last time Europe sent people to “help” America it didn’t end well…

Don’t boast about “defeating pride” in your engagement photo unless you had to wrestle lions to get her to say yes.

Windows uses AI to determine what’s best for you. GNOME just decides it generally in advance.

What would be the right tool for the job of keeping 7k tabs open?

Now… Could they pass a lie detector for “do you promise you would never pay for your mistress to fly out of state for an abortion?“

They probably will, but when the time come they’ll manage to come up with the perfect excuse why their case is special and deserves an exemption.

Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.

At most it makes you a Fascist, not a Nazi. There is a difference.

Come on! This is 2024! At least pipe it through an LLM to get a different phrasing for each post…

Can they do an horse funeral on a Tuesday? It’s not clear from the text.

This is Rust. You don’t need a safe word - safe is the default. You need an unsafe word instead.

No, your statement was 100% correct. What I’m saying is that the Illuminati were the ones who changed the material tinfoil is made of in order to make it less effective.

TBH this is quite mild on the Trump scale…