Damn

Resign

Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

What a creep! Everyone knows you’re supposed to ask for the cunt circumference, or circuntference

This is actually a bargain. My gf costs way more

Sad modem noises.

A big rusty secondhand spaceship, with which to run a dinky little trans-lunar scrap and salvage company. My second mate would be a cat.

I suffer from catastrophic seasickness

Speak for yourself

To balance the odds, Carter will be issued a pump action shotgun and 8 rounds of 00 buck.

I need to know where this is so I can make sure I’m very far away from where this is

Except the retard didn’t just burn his house down, he burned thousands of people’s houses down in such a way that nobody could ever live there again, and came very close to burning down the whole continent in the same way.

(I’m still in favour of spicy rock steam)

I liked the watermelon room

Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You’re not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it’s used to do inspections.

For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the rivet to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the rivet has loosened and might need to be replaced.

If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engie might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it’s just surface rust.

The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

They forgot “water”

What?

Decryption? Also Haram.

Or more rubber bands

The Cable Guy is the scariest film I know.

Were they a good fuck?