Aww, love that update. Glad the dogs aren’t too interested in playing with it.
Aww, love that update. Glad the dogs aren’t too interested in playing with it.
“But I was going into Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.”
“You can waste time with your friends when your chores are done, you piece of shit.”
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast, you piece of shit.
Love that troll face in the 2nd panel.
I thought this was going to have a Debbie does Dallas link instead of the dark place it went.
Why don’t you switch to shorts if you were out in the heat? I just go without any pants if it’s relaxing time at home.
Yeah, actually I had never thought about the structure of the word either. Thanks for the great shower thought!
The officer could have tackled him easily while he was getting setup for that backflip, but he had the taser out and was raring to use it.
That picture mid backflip with the officer right next to him is an awesome picture though. I’d get that blown up and put on my wall.
Stupid idiot bragging about having MP3s to a priceless album. He doesn’t even have the FLACs?
Geese are evil flying snakes. They’ll even hiss at you.
If the kids were on bikes instead of on a crosswalk it would have been much less. If you want to kill someone, do it with a car.
“Bustin’ makes me feel good!”
I love these themed weeks when the same intro has many different joke outcomes.
I don’t… know which, is worse… too much punctuation, or, not enough punctuation…
Sure. Make it profitable to the hackers to keep doing it.
Oh wow, a Drop Dead Fred gif. I should rewatch that and see how much stuff went over my head as a kid. This moment certainly didn’t though.
TIL I cheated on my wife when she had… wait a second. /s
That’s not true at all. Blue eyes needs two recessive genes where Brown eyes only need one recessive gene. So you can have parents where both have brown eyes but they both have the dominant gene for brown eyes and the recessive gene for blue eyes. Then if both recessive genes are passed on to a child they will have blue eyes.
Of course there’s a few more complications to this as human eyes aren’t predicated on one gene, but it’s a good enough simplification.
The italics were almost enough to show the sarcasm. A true believer would’ve used THIS TO SHOW THEIR EMPHASIS.
It’s subtle, so really listen to the lyrics
Edit: Actually, think it’s too close
Even free samples?