Amro

@DougHolland “Lo and behold! The AI Overlords granted the peaceful extra fingers to pick up the Bacon of Peace! As it was written!”

@cuerdo For that joke you are getting a demerit!

@return2ozma

@Daxtron2 At least one of you is doing it’s job.

@The_Picard_Maneuver Just move to a different franchise and they call you God Emperor!

@Lanky_Pomegranate530 Our slaves have a safe word?

@dohpaz42
I will miss my tables, I guess. But nobody ever heard of of concrete high rises?
@ZeroCool @Twinklebreeze @NOT_RICK @Lifecoach5000 @glibg10b

@MinguPingu We have Absorbent Bobbert Cubic Trousers at home, honey

@FlyingSquid IRTA Pound Fish

@numan Lucky for them there is only one spiderman.

@Lafari

@ObviouslyNotBanana That is a puffer fish, yes?

@zephyreks Yeah, right. Claim it for God when I work so hard for it!

@GamerBoy705 Wat de actuele neuk?

@Starshader
Winnie the Pooh isn’t yellow. That was done to him by lazy Disney coloring artists in the fifties. That’s capitalism for ya ;)
Never apologize for what you call a dictator, unless you call him a friend.
@velox_vulnus

@negativenull I need a website to tell me who I am… I don’t trust myself … Aaaargh, like Boimler.
I’m Boimler. Tell me I’m not Boimler. Come on.
Guys?

@The_Picard_Maneuver Hmmm… Let me find my tarot cards. I’m not allowed to sacrifice goats anymore.

@JSens1998 What’s the point of slutty Halloween costumes otherwise? They’re not meant for minors.

@MrJameGumb Good girl!

@FARTYSHARTBLAST WOOMANNN!

@ickplant @FARTYSHARTBLAST

@luthis I also love to drive, before and after I got medication, but when I used to be stuck in rush hour traffic I had to fight not to fall sleep after my workday.

@Rapidcreek Offcourse, how else to get endorsed by Trump?